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TOUR DIARY (written by Hank):

2 September Kanonenhaus, Altenburg:
The alarm clock went off at 2:45 a.m., time to get up and hit the road with On Parole! The band took off from downtown Gothenburg just before 4 in the morning in a fully stuffed mini-van. The first stop was Trelleborg about 3,5 hours south. From there the ferry went to Rostock, Germany. During the ferry trip we got some sleep in tiny little berth. On the way in to Rostock we grabbed some lunch from the delicious Scandlines restaurant. Me and Tomas were anxious to get some of that really tasty looking Schnitzel. We both took at huge bite from it only to realize that it was actually fish...

From Rostock we had 420 km to go to get to Altenburg. We were running a bit late, but could still manage to get in to the club about one hour later than first agreed on. That's what we thought... With less than an hour to go, the road we were driving on was all of a sudden closed, and there was no directions on how to go around it. And if being lost and late wasn't enough, we were seriously running out of gas as well. After driving around for a while desperately seeking a gas station and some road signs, we got hold of a local guy who was delivering catering food. He was kind enough to drive in front of us and took us to a gas station and back on the road again.

So a bit too late we met with the local promoter Banarne(!). The delay was all cool since the entire Germany was at home watching soccer on TV.
The place was called Kanonenhaus and had the coolest entrance on the northern hemisphere. During WWI the place had been a weapon and ammunition storage, but was nowadays used for concerts and festivals.
The show was a really great way to start off the tour. With a brand new intro, the band hit the stage and opened with such energy that people will talk about this show for generations to come. The crowd was going mad and the boys seemed more excited than Lemmy in an all-you-can-drink whiskey store.


After the show the party continued, for some of us a bit too long. On the second floor of the place there was a huge backstage area with some couches and several very used mattresses. The word hammock (hängmatta) was heard repeatedly...

 

3 September, Immerhin, Würzburg
After quite an easy and trouble free ride to Würzburg we found our way to the Immerhin. Frank met up and directly ordered pizza to fill our starving stomachs. The stage was not very big, it felt more like a rehearsal room with a bar and some nice friends. Just before the gig a sixth member of the troop arrived, Jean. After the show most of the members tried to be DJs for a while, Tomas played a lot of punk and Chris went country during the late hours. In the bar shots of different kinds were offered. We spent the night at Frank's place, sharing the room with his spiders and poisonous frogs. Both Tobbe and Chris had some serious nightmares that night...

 

4 September, Hauptquartier, Aachen
After Immerhin we all thought that it can't be any smaller than this, but how wrong we were... The Hauptquartier in Aachen had an even smaller stage. Although the place looked really cool with lots of colorful textiles hanging on the walls and in the ceiling, the stage was so small that Tobbe could barely fit his drums there. The rest of the band had to stand on the floor, which worked fine for the band, the only problem was for anyone wanting to go to the toilet, they had to walk around Chris to get there during the show. But on the good side was that the sound was really good there and the owners were great! Some delicious vegetarian casserole was appreciated by everybody in the crew. We met some local Turbojugends who promised to spread the word  about On Parole. After the gig we had a whole apartment to our selves. The owner had an interesting collection of old amplifiers and colorful shirts.

The Hauptquartier was located in a part of town that you normally wouldn't walk through at night. Besides the hookers on every corner and the drug dealers there were quite a few gay bars around.
Since the cash was running low, Tobbe kindly volountered to offer his services.
Walking up and down the street all night was the local pimp and drug dealer. When we first noticed him he seemed a bit hyped up walking back and forth. The second time we saw him we started to get anxious; in one hand he held a huge knife and in the other hand an even bigger carrot that he was cutting pieces from. Zvonko had problems deciding which to be most afraid of, the knife or the carrot...

 

5 September, FZW, Dortmund
We were served a great breakfast in the apartment where we spent the night. Lots of fruits, some very nice pastrami and veggie burgers. The breakfast was not only good, it was also very entertaining since the owner didn't know that much english. So in order to communicate with us he used his arms and an extensive repertoire of sound effects.
The drive to Dortmund was just a couple of nice hours along the Autobahn. For the first time it felt like we came to a real venue and not just to someone's living room. FZW had the largest stage so far and everything was really professional. The backstage area was set with food and drinks and the schedule was ready so we just had to load everything in and then we could relax for a while. During the night it was three bands playing. First a local band of youngsters, after that it was time for On Parole and head lining was Five Horse Johnson from the US. Tomas who had had some problems with his voice the last few days, had gotten hold of ginger tea, some fresh ginger and some kidney rinsing pills from Chris girlfriend. We shared the backstage area with the young local band so after a while the room smelled of weed and ginger in a weird mix.

Tobbe brought his Ipod and portable speakers so after the show was over the party continued in our backstage room. We spent the night in an apartment on top of a bar called Subrosa. Once again we ended up on the bad side of town.... Even if the area was a bit rough, the apartment was fine, with proper beds and a fully equipped kitchen. The only one of us who had any problems was, once again, Tomas who had some sort of silk linen in his bed which turned out to be really really warm.

 

6 September, Rosenkeller, Jena
We got to Jena during the early afternoon and decided to go shopping for a while. After being picked on for having pink shoes and a shirt with glitter print on, I decided to buy myself a new belt buckle, naturally a pink one... Zvonko, Tomas and Tobbe went through the used record stores and Christian spent the entire afternoon desperately and unsuccessfully seeking some Red Bull.





The load-in at Rosenkeller was tough. First it was quite a walk to get into the place and then there was a really steep set of stairs down to the stage.  Once again On Parole opened up for Five Horse Johnson. Since Tobbe and Chris's old band Awesome Machine had played here a few times before there were a number of old friends at the show.
The following day was going to be a day off so everybody took the opportunity to have a few extra beers after the show. Half of the band stayed at the venue and the other half went to a bar in the neighborhood. I just remember still sipping at a bottle of sparkling wine at 5.30 in the morning...

 

7 September, day off
The day off started with an angry maid that came into the apartment and let us know that we should have left two hours ago. After that we just hang around in Jena for a few hours, I slept in the back of the car to try to get ready for the afternoon drive. When we had packed everything back into the van we took off for Chemnitz, about an hour away. There we had some dinner in the city center just before the rain came, and what a rain it was, for the first time it on the tour it felt like being back in Gothenburg. That night everyone fell a sleep at about ten and we had a good twelve hour sleep.

 

8 September, Basta!, Görlitz
Görlitz was another hour to the east, right on the border to Poland. Just outside the venue there was a river, and on the other side of that river was Poland.
When we arrived to Basta, they were in full progress of repairing the place. Well actually, to me it seemed more like they were building the place. In front of the stage they were putting up small lights, the one you usually find at a building site, so the boys were up for some seriously warm show. On the outside we found some other guys putting together the cabinet's for the P.A.-system! At least we would play on fresh equipment... So, since there was no point in loading our equipment in, we decided to take a walk and get some food.
A nice walk through Görlitz's old parts was interesting. Once back at the venue another problem accrued, the opening act had been told by someone, god knows who, that they could use our backline. That was mildly said, not popular. The atmosphere was getting tense while phone calls were made back and forth to try to solve the issue. Sometimes it's good to know some German, so when the other band was talking to each other we were sitting there and understanding most of what they said. Anyhow, after some discussion they decided to go and get their own equipment. We tried to explain that we had a lot of shows coming up and really needed the backline all the way.
Under the circumstances, I guess none of us had any expectations about the show that night. But after some opening problems with very low lights and the vocals disappearing a few times, it turned out to be one of the best shows soar. The crowd went totally crazy after about half the show. People started head banging and pogo-ing like we've never seen on the tour before. The local tough guy tried to get away with a t-shirt without paying for it, but Jean successfully managed to sweet-talk him and get it back.


9 September, Café & Bar Unikum, Halle
On the way into Halle I somehow managed to end up on the wrong side of the street in a roundabout(!), I don't think I ever managed to do that before. My excuse is that there was some construction work there and so far the Germans have not proofed themselves being superior at putting up road signs.

Meeting us at the venue was Mirko "Hard Rockin' Man" Baderke. After the gig we got split up, some took a cab to Mirko's apartment where his girlfriend arranged the sleeping facilities, and some went to a party with Mirko.

 

10 September, Roadhouse Café, Wildthurn
GIG CANCELLED!!
What a day! First of all the drive took for ever, with small roads and construction work made us arrive at the venue after 7 pm. We got everything in and tried to set up the equipment. The owner wasn't really helpful and just pointed to a room and said "There is the mixer" and then he took off. It felt a bit weird when we had to use extension cords and duct tape to get power to the stage. After a while we managed to get everything going and then all hell broke lose. First Christian got electrified when he came to close to his microphone. We all thought that it was just a coincident and went on with the sound check. Then Zvonko started to hear some weird noises in his bass amplifier. So, after changing electrical outlets and bass cables back and forth, we tried the sound again. But when Zvonko got knocked to the floor by the electricity in his microphone the gig was over before it even had started. An ambulance arrived and they discovered burn marks in both Zvonko's hands and took him to hospital over the night for observation. There was no point in staying at the venue so we packed everything in the van again and just took off. We felt really sorry for the Turbojugends and all the other people that had started showing up at the venue, some of them had driven very far to get there.
So, with no gig, no dinner and nowhere to stay for the night the adventure continued. I hooked up my computer and tried to find some accommodation. To make a long story short, my computer died and then my cell phone died and we were almost out of hope when we finally stumbled on a Autohof Hotel where we spent the night.

11 September, Arena, Vienna
We were all a bit shaky after last nights episode, but the band decided to go to Vienna and to the show anyways. Arena was a really cool place, with many different stages. When we started loading in our equipment a jazz band started playing in the house next to ours. Opening up for On Parole was a Norwegian band called The Cheaters.
Zvonko  played with his hands taped and although he felt a bit of pain in the end of gig he managed to complete the set. The most hilarious thing happened during the song Emergency. An older man dressed in a Uriah Heep t-shirt stood in front of the stage and Tomas held his microphone out during the chorus to let him sing along. When the man started singing in the mike his teeth popped out! I don't know how Tomas managed to continue with the song without dying from laughter. .

12 September, Zwölfzehn, Stuttgart
The drive to Stuttgart was about 700 km so we crammed us in the car at 8 am. By lunch time we arrived in Munich and stopped for lunch with my friends Ketil and Daniela. After that we had about three more hours to go. Finally in Stuttgart we found Zwölfzehn just a few minutes before the other band, Sweet Addiction from Gothenburg. A local fan showed up and asked us even before the show if we would play Girlschool's Emergency. You should have seen the smile on his face when the song started! We spent the night in the apartment of the local promoter. His place was totally packed with cd's and poster's from floor to ceiling. Unfortunately there was no shower there so now the van is starting to smell like six guys have been sitting in there for three days without having showered once.

13 September, Jungfer, Arnstadt
Today's gig was once again with Sweet Addiction. The local promoter Udo (Dirkschneider?) was a really sweet guy and let us stay in proper beds for once. It was a small venue that Udo prepared with Swedish flags over the speakers. It was an odd but fun show and the boys rocked on as usual. Sweet Addiction showed us their new home made video, specially made for the German market. After the gig we ended up in the backyard where Udo lit a cosy fire. Jean turned out to be a real parole officer, and told Tomas to go to bed when it was getting to late for him to be out. Which he immediately did... Tobbe was suffering from neck pain from some serious head banging the other night combined with bad sleeping facilities. To make him feel better Zvonko gave him a massage and Chris gave him a good rub before the show.

14 September, Cassiopeia, Berlin
We wanted to see Berlin, so we decided to get up and leave Arnstadt early. Early meant that we got into the car at 10:30... Once in Berlin we grabbed some food and went for a coffee. Some really beautiful girls was passing by on the sidewalk while we were sitting there. Since I'm the only one among us that is single, I had a hard time focusing on anything else but all these ladies. The other guys showed no interest at all in all these girls. Even though it's been almost two weeks on the road, they don't care about other girls...
Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, one day she was walking through the forest to bring some food to her grandmother.
Anyways, Cassiopeia was something similar to Arena in Vienna. A huge community with lots of stages, Germany's biggest skateboard park, climbing facilities, cafés and such.
The most beautiful of all the girls that we, I mean, that I saw earlier during the day was of course working in the bar at Cassiopeia...
Two local bands opened up for On Parole, but unfortunately those bands didn't seem to have any friends at all because the place was far from crowded. Both Chris and Tobbe started to feel sick during the day and Tomas still had some problems with his voice so they all drank strong ginger tea before the show. After the show it was off to bed a soon as possible and we didn't really feel rock'n'roll at all.

15 September, JAZ, Rostock
After almost two weeks on the road my evil twin brother, Papa Razzi took control of my camera and started taking pictures of innocent girls passing by on the street.
Too bad that Chris was the one who got the blame for it...
This place was as cool as those places we already seen in Vienna and Berlin, so much enthusiasm and collectivism. Too bad you don't find any places like these back home.  Once again Gothenburg's own youth priests in Sweet Addiction joined us and headlining for the night was Bad Machine from Finland. One of our friends from Halle showed up to support the band, but she didn't want to be photographed... After the show we all hung out and had lots of fun. The boys from Sweet Addiction got their ass kicked in Fussball by some local rockabilly chicks, they told me I couldn't tell anyone, but I guess that's too late now...
We were going to sleep at the venue, but the problem was that our beds was just behind the stage, and the party didn't stop just because the bands stopped playing. Since we had to leave at 6 in the morning to catch the ferry I slept in the car for about two hours but when I went in to get the others, the party was still going.

16 September, Stinkin' Fingers, Göteborg
Ok, I guess you can call this my first real tour with a band. I'm not familiar with how things work, but after two weeks in Germany I was kind of getting an idea of how a band is being treated at a venue. Usually we load in all the equipment, then it's sound check and after that some kind of meal. During the night, if you're thirsty you go to the bar and get whatever you want to drink, and you won't get charged for it either. But something really different happened when we came to Stinkin' Fingers in our own home town. Well, carry the equipment and sound check part was the usual. But after that everything just was a misery. No food at all, I mean we came all the way from the ferry in Trelleborg and drove directly to Stinkin' just to get there on time. So, instead we had to go out for some Greek food down the street. The food and the service was great, girlfriends started coming by to say hi, well at least to the guys who has girlfriends. Which meant everyone except me... Well, I guess, Jean's girlfriend didn't show up since she was at home in Belgium. But this isn't really important now. We went back to the venue after dinner and they handed us three (!) beer tickets each. Wow!! Not that anyone wanted to get drunk before the show, but it's always nice with a cold beer after the show... The backstage area was located behind the smoking area, which meant that you had to pass through the stinking smoking area to get backstage. Did I mention that none of us smokes.... So, the band hit the stage and did their show. During the gig the bouncers at this ridiculous venue started searching our personal belongings in the backstage area. Since we came straight from the ferry we had both beer and liquor with us. (For you not familiar with the Swedish alcohol taxes, if you go abroad and don't buy alcohol people will seriously consider sending you to some kind of mental institution). When the bouncers found our private alcohol in our zipped up and closed personal bags, they just threw it out. But it doesn't stop here. Since the backstage area was located behind the smoking area we had to get out through all the smoke, and wait in line in the bar to get our beers. But then we couldn't bring the beer back through the smoking room. Which meant that if you wanted to have a cool beer after the gig, you had to stand all sweaty and tired and drink it in the bar. We all agreed to just try to ignore all these insignificant bouncers and their ideas on how to treat their guests and just try to have fun. But more shit was about to happen. After a few hours, more bouncers stormed the backstage area where Tobbe was sitting and basically threw him and all our bags out, because now it was time to close this room. Since we had an agreement to pick up all the equipment the day after, the most logical thing would be to leave our personal bags there too. But Stinkin' Fingers is not run by logic! So, instead we had to get all our bags out of the backstage area but, kindly enough, we were allowed to put them on the stage with the equipment. Thank you so fucking much! All this shit was just too much so Chris had to make some sacrifices outside afterwards. Since we didn't have any virgins or goats to sacrifice, he put his VIP card on fire. To bad the camera couldn't record it, but I swear I saw some really bad spirits being released in those flames.

 

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