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TOUR DIARY (written
by Hank):
2 September Kanonenhaus, Altenburg:
The alarm clock went off at 2:45 a.m.,
time to get up and hit the road with On Parole! The band took off from downtown
Gothenburg just before 4 in the morning in a fully stuffed mini-van.
The first stop was Trelleborg about 3,5 hours south. From there the
ferry went to Rostock, Germany. During the ferry trip we got some
sleep in tiny little berth. On the way in to Rostock we grabbed some
lunch from the delicious Scandlines restaurant. Me and Tomas were
anxious to get some of that really tasty looking Schnitzel. We both
took at huge bite from it only to realize that it was actually fish...
From Rostock we had 420 km
to go to get to Altenburg. We were running a bit late,
but could still manage to get in to the club about one hour later
than first agreed on. That's what we thought... With less than an
hour to go, the road we were driving on was all of a sudden closed,
and there was no directions on how to go around it. And if being lost
and late wasn't enough, we were seriously running out of gas as well.
After driving around for a while desperately seeking a gas station
and some road signs, we got hold of a local guy who was delivering
catering food. He was kind enough to drive in front of us and took
us to a gas station and back on the road again.
So a bit too late we met
with the local promoter Banarne(!). The delay was all cool since the
entire Germany was at home watching soccer on TV.
The place was called Kanonenhaus and had the coolest entrance on the
northern hemisphere. During WWI the place had been a weapon and
ammunition storage, but was nowadays used for concerts and
festivals.
The show was a really great
way to start off the tour. With a brand new intro, the band hit the
stage and opened with such energy that people will talk about this
show for generations to come. The crowd was going mad and the boys
seemed more excited than Lemmy in an all-you-can-drink whiskey
store.
After the show the party continued, for some
of us a bit too long. On the second floor of the place there was a
huge backstage area with some couches and several very used
mattresses. The word hammock (hängmatta) was heard repeatedly...
3 September, Immerhin, Würzburg
After quite an easy and trouble free
ride to Würzburg we found our way to the Immerhin. Frank met up and
directly ordered pizza to fill our starving stomachs.
The stage was not very big, it felt more like a rehearsal room with
a bar and some nice friends. Just before the gig a sixth member of
the troop arrived, Jean. After the show most of the members tried to
be DJs for a while, Tomas played a lot of punk and Chris went
country during the late hours. In the bar shots of different kinds
were offered.
We
spent the night at Frank's place, sharing the room with his spiders
and poisonous frogs. Both Tobbe and Chris had some serious
nightmares that night...
4 September, Hauptquartier,
Aachen
After
Immerhin we all thought that it can't be any smaller than this, but
how wrong we were... The Hauptquartier in Aachen had an even smaller
stage.
Although
the place looked really cool with lots of colorful textiles hanging
on the walls and in the ceiling, the stage was so small that Tobbe
could barely fit his drums there. The rest of the band had to stand
on the floor, which worked fine for the band, the only problem was
for anyone wanting to go to the toilet, they had to walk around
Chris to get there during the show. But on the good side was that
the sound was really good there and the owners were great! Some
delicious vegetarian casserole was appreciated by everybody in the
crew.
We
met some local Turbojugends who promised to spread the word
about On Parole. After the gig we had a whole apartment to our
selves. The owner had an interesting collection of old amplifiers
and colorful shirts.
The Hauptquartier was located in a part of town that you normally
wouldn't walk through at night. Besides the hookers on every corner
and the drug dealers there were quite a few gay bars around.
Since the cash was running low, Tobbe
kindly volountered to offer his services.
Walking
up and down the street all night was the local pimp and drug dealer.
When we first noticed him he seemed a bit hyped up walking back and
forth. The second time we saw him we started to get anxious; in one
hand he held a huge knife and in the other hand an even bigger
carrot that he was cutting pieces from. Zvonko had problems deciding
which to be most afraid of, the knife or the carrot...
5 September, FZW, Dortmund
We were served a great breakfast in the apartment where we spent the
night. Lots of fruits, some very nice pastrami and veggie burgers.
The breakfast was not only good, it was also very entertaining since
the owner didn't know that much english. So in order to communicate
with us he used his arms and an extensive repertoire of sound
effects.
The drive to Dortmund was just a couple of nice hours along the
Autobahn. For the first time it felt like we came to a real venue
and not just to someone's living room. FZW had the largest stage so
far and everything was really professional. The backstage area was
set with food and drinks and the schedule was ready so we just had
to load everything in and then we could relax for a while. During
the night it was three bands playing. First a local band of
youngsters, after that it was time for On Parole and head lining was
Five Horse Johnson from the US.
Tomas
who had had some problems with his voice the last few days, had
gotten hold of ginger tea, some fresh ginger and some kidney rinsing
pills from Chris girlfriend. We shared the backstage area with the
young local band so after a while the room smelled of weed and
ginger in a weird mix.
Tobbe brought his Ipod and portable speakers so after the show was
over the party continued in our backstage room.
We
spent the night in an apartment on top of a bar called Subrosa. Once
again we ended up on the bad side of town.... Even if the area was a
bit rough, the apartment was fine, with proper beds and a fully
equipped kitchen. The only one of us who had any problems was, once
again, Tomas who had some sort of silk linen in his bed which turned
out to be really really warm.
6 September, Rosenkeller,
Jena
We got to
Jena during the early afternoon
and
decided to go shopping for a while. After being picked on for having
pink shoes and a shirt with glitter print on, I decided to buy
myself a new belt buckle, naturally a pink one...
Zvonko,
Tomas and Tobbe went through the used record stores and Christian
spent the entire afternoon desperately and unsuccessfully seeking
some Red Bull.

The load-in at Rosenkeller was tough. First it was quite a walk to
get into the place and then there was a really steep set of stairs
down to the stage. Once again On Parole opened up for Five
Horse Johnson. Since Tobbe and Chris's old band Awesome Machine had
played here a few times before there were a number of old friends at
the show.
The following day was going to be a day off so everybody took the
opportunity to have a few extra beers after the show. Half of the
band stayed at the venue and the other half went to a bar in the
neighborhood. I just remember still sipping at a bottle of sparkling
wine at 5.30 in the morning...
7 September, day off
The day off
started with an angry maid that came into the apartment and let us
know that we should have left two hours ago. After that we just hang
around in Jena for a few hours, I slept in the back of the car to
try to get ready for the afternoon drive. When we had packed
everything back into the van we took off for Chemnitz, about an hour
away. There we had some dinner in the city center just before the
rain came, and what a rain it was, for the first time it on the tour
it felt like being back in Gothenburg. That night everyone fell a
sleep at about ten and we had a good twelve hour sleep.

8 September, Basta!,
Görlitz
Görlitz was
another hour to the east, right on the border to Poland. Just
outside the venue there was a river, and on the other side of that
river was Poland.
When we arrived to Basta, they were in full progress of repairing
the place. Well actually, to me it seemed more like they were
building the place. In front of the stage they were putting up small
lights, the one you usually find at a building site, so the boys
were up for some seriously warm show. On the outside we found some
other guys putting together the cabinet's for the P.A.-system! At
least we would play on fresh equipment... So, since there was no
point in loading our equipment in, we decided to take a walk and get
some food.
A nice walk through Görlitz's old parts was interesting. Once back
at the venue another problem accrued, the opening act had been told
by someone, god knows who, that they could use our backline. That
was mildly said, not popular. The atmosphere was getting tense while
phone calls were made back and forth to try to solve the issue.
Sometimes it's good to know some German, so when the other band was
talking to each other we were sitting there and understanding most
of what they said. Anyhow, after some discussion they decided to go
and get their own equipment. We tried to explain that we had a lot
of shows coming up and really needed the backline all the way.
Under the circumstances, I guess none of us had any expectations
about the show that night. But after some opening problems with very
low lights and the vocals disappearing a few times, it turned out to
be one of the best shows soar. The crowd went totally crazy after
about half the show. People started head banging and pogo-ing like
we've never seen on the tour before. The local tough guy tried to
get away with a t-shirt without paying for it, but Jean successfully
managed to sweet-talk him and get it back.
 

9 September, Café & Bar
Unikum, Halle
On the way into Halle I somehow managed to end
up
on the wrong side of the street in a roundabout(!), I don't think I
ever managed to do that before. My excuse is that there was some
construction work there and so far the Germans have not proofed
themselves being superior at putting up road signs.
Meeting us at the venue was Mirko "Hard Rockin'
Man" Baderke. After the gig we got split up, some took a cab to
Mirko's apartment where his girlfriend arranged the sleeping
facilities, and some went to a party with Mirko.
10 September, Roadhouse
Café, Wildthurn
GIG CANCELLED!!
What a day!
First of all the drive took for ever, with small roads and
construction work made us arrive at the venue after 7 pm. We got
everything in and tried to set up the equipment. The owner wasn't
really helpful and just pointed to a room and said "There is the
mixer" and then he took off. It felt a bit weird when we had to use
extension cords and duct tape to get power to the stage. After a
while we managed to get everything going and then all hell broke
lose. First Christian got electrified when he came to close to his
microphone. We all thought that it was just a coincident and went on
with the sound check. Then Zvonko started to hear some weird noises
in his bass amplifier. So, after changing electrical outlets and
bass cables back and forth, we tried the sound again. But when
Zvonko got knocked to the floor by the electricity in his microphone
the gig was over before it even had started. An ambulance arrived
and they discovered burn marks in both Zvonko's hands and took him
to hospital over the night for observation. There was no point in
staying at the venue so we packed everything in the van again and
just took off. We felt really sorry for the Turbojugends and all the
other people that had started showing up at the venue, some of them
had driven very far to get there.
So, with no gig, no dinner and nowhere to stay for the night the
adventure continued. I hooked up my computer and tried to find some
accommodation. To make a long story short, my computer died and then
my cell phone died and we were almost out of hope when we finally
stumbled on a Autohof Hotel where we spent the night.
11 September, Arena,
Vienna
We were all a bit shaky after last nights episode, but the band
decided to go to Vienna and to the show anyways.
Arena
was a really cool place, with many different stages. When we started
loading in our equipment a jazz band started playing in the house
next to ours. Opening up for On Parole was a Norwegian band called
The Cheaters.
Zvonko played with his hands taped and although he felt a bit
of pain in the end of gig he managed to complete the set. The most
hilarious thing happened during the song Emergency. An older man
dressed in a Uriah Heep t-shirt stood in front of the stage and
Tomas held his microphone out during the chorus to let him sing
along. When the man started singing in the mike his teeth popped
out! I don't know how Tomas managed to continue with the song
without dying from laughter. .
12 September, Zwölfzehn, Stuttgart
The drive to Stuttgart was about 700 km so we crammed us in the
car at 8 am.
By
lunch time we arrived in Munich and stopped for lunch with my
friends Ketil and Daniela. After that we had about three more hours
to go. Finally in Stuttgart we found Zwölfzehn just a few minutes
before the other band,
Sweet
Addiction from Gothenburg. A local fan showed up and asked us
even before the show if we would play Girlschool's Emergency. You
should have seen the smile on his face when the song started! We
spent the night in the apartment of the local promoter. His place
was totally packed with cd's and poster's from floor to ceiling.
Unfortunately there was no shower there so now the van is starting
to smell like six guys have been sitting in there for three days
without having showered once.
13 September, Jungfer, Arnstadt
Today's gig was once again with Sweet Addiction. The local promoter
Udo (Dirkschneider?) was a really sweet guy and let us stay in
proper beds for once.
It was a small venue that Udo prepared with Swedish flags over the
speakers. It was an odd but fun show and the boys rocked on as
usual. Sweet Addiction showed us their new home made video,
specially made for the German market. After the gig we ended up in
the backyard where
Udo lit a cosy fire. Jean turned out to be a real parole officer,
and told Tomas to go to bed when it was getting to late for him to
be out. Which he immediately did... Tobbe was suffering from neck
pain from some serious head banging the other night combined with
bad sleeping facilities. To make him feel better Zvonko gave him a
massage and Chris gave him a good rub before the show.
14 September, Cassiopeia, Berlin
We wanted to see Berlin, so we decided to get up and leave Arnstadt
early. Early meant that we got into the car at 10:30... Once in
Berlin we grabbed some food and went for a coffee. Some really
beautiful girls was passing by on the sidewalk while we were sitting
there. Since I'm the only one among us that is single, I had a hard
time focusing on anything else but all these ladies. The other guys showed no interest at
all in all these girls. Even though it's been almost two weeks on
the road, they don't care about other girls...
Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, one
day she was walking through the forest to bring some food to her
grandmother.
Anyways, Cassiopeia was something similar to Arena in Vienna. A huge
community with lots of stages, Germany's biggest skateboard park, climbing facilities,
cafés and such.
The
most beautiful of all the girls that we, I mean, that I saw earlier
during the day was of course working in the bar at Cassiopeia...
Two local bands opened up for On Parole, but unfortunately those
bands didn't seem to have any friends at all because the place was
far from crowded. Both Chris and Tobbe started to feel sick during
the day and Tomas still had some problems with his voice so they all
drank strong ginger tea before the show. After the show it was off
to bed a soon as possible and we didn't really feel rock'n'roll at
all.
15 September,
JAZ, Rostock
After almost two weeks on the road my evil twin brother,
Papa Razzi took control of my camera and started taking pictures of
innocent girls passing by on the street.
Too
bad that Chris was the one who got the blame for it...
This place was as cool as those places we already seen in Vienna and
Berlin, so much enthusiasm and collectivism. Too bad you don't find
any places like these back home.
Once
again Gothenburg's own youth priests in Sweet Addiction joined us
and headlining for the night was Bad Machine from Finland. One of
our friends from Halle showed up to support the band, but she didn't
want to be photographed... After the show we all hung out and had
lots of fun. The boys from Sweet Addiction got their ass kicked in
Fussball by some local rockabilly chicks, they told me I couldn't
tell anyone, but I guess that's too late now...
We were going to sleep at the venue, but the problem was that our
beds was just behind the stage, and the party didn't stop just
because the bands stopped playing. Since we had to leave at 6 in the
morning to catch the ferry I slept in the car for about two hours
but when I went in to get the others, the party was still going.
16 September,
Stinkin' Fingers, Göteborg
Ok, I guess you can call this my first real tour with a band.
I'm not familiar with how things work, but after two weeks in
Germany I was kind of getting an idea of how a band is being treated
at a venue. Usually we load in all the equipment, then it's sound
check and after that some kind of meal. During the night, if you're
thirsty you go to the bar and get whatever you want to drink, and
you won't get charged for it either. But something really different
happened when we came to Stinkin' Fingers in our own home town.
Well, carry the equipment and sound check part was the usual. But
after that everything just was a misery. No food at all, I mean we
came all the way from the ferry in Trelleborg and drove directly
to Stinkin' just to get there on time. So, instead we had to go
out for some Greek food down the street. The food and the service
was great, girlfriends started coming by to say hi, well at
least to the guys who has girlfriends. Which meant everyone except
me... Well, I guess, Jean's girlfriend didn't show up since she was
at home in Belgium. But this isn't really important now. We went
back to the venue after dinner and they handed us three (!) beer
tickets each. Wow!! Not that anyone wanted to get drunk before the
show, but it's always nice with a cold beer after the show... The
backstage area was located behind the smoking area, which meant that
you had to pass through the stinking smoking area to get backstage.
Did I mention that none of us smokes....
So,
the band hit the stage and did their show. During the gig the
bouncers at this ridiculous venue started searching our personal
belongings in the backstage area. Since we came straight from the
ferry we had both beer and liquor with us. (For you not familiar
with the Swedish alcohol taxes, if you go abroad and don't buy
alcohol people will seriously consider sending you to some kind of
mental institution). When the bouncers found our private alcohol in
our zipped up and closed personal bags, they just threw it out. But
it doesn't stop here. Since the backstage area was located behind
the smoking area we had to get out through all the smoke, and wait
in line in the bar to get our beers. But then we couldn't bring the
beer back through the smoking room. Which meant that if you wanted
to have a cool beer after the gig, you had to stand all sweaty and
tired and drink it in the bar. We all agreed to just try to ignore
all these insignificant bouncers and their ideas on how to treat
their guests and just try to have fun. But more shit was about to
happen. After a few hours, more bouncers stormed the backstage area
where Tobbe was sitting and basically threw him and all our bags
out, because now it was time to close this room. Since we had an
agreement to pick up all the equipment the day after, the most
logical thing would be to leave our personal bags there too. But
Stinkin' Fingers is not run by logic! So, instead we had to get all
our bags out of the backstage area but, kindly enough, we were
allowed to put them on the stage with the equipment. Thank you so
fucking much! All this shit was just too much so Chris had to
make some sacrifices outside afterwards. Since we didn't have any
virgins or goats to sacrifice, he p ut
his VIP card on fire. To bad the camera couldn't record it, but I
swear I saw some really bad spirits being released in those flames.
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